..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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