these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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