Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I need to calm my uterus...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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