I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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