No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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