why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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