i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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