where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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