Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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