Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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