STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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