Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
bring money and cleavage
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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