I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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