whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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