Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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