i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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