Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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