My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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