So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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