I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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