Got a toothbrush?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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