Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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