its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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