He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I love you.
Bad choice
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