Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
