I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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