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(734): View more from Michigan

Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(636): View more from Missouri

Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR

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(310): View more from California

Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while

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