I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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