If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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