my phone cant type all the emotion im having
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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