You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
birth control should be required to get into college
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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