Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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