Christians are straight up FREAKS
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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