I smell stomach acid.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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