I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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