I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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