he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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