One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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