at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my mouth tastes like poor choices
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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