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(510): View more from California

I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

(702): View more from Nevada

Are you high?

(510): View more from California

No. That's why it's odd

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(434): View more from Virginia

So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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(415): View more from California

I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?

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(561): View more from Florida

so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit

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(757): View more from Virginia

Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?

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(207): View more from Maine

im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.

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