So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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