dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I understand Curling. That high.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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