The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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