so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
