they need to just BURY HIM!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Is Oprah even human
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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