physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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