my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Holy shit dude........stairs
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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