There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
