I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
