im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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