My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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