HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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