sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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