There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Randomize
