Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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