Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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