I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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