Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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