Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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